Patient transport

- Get in the van! Do you hear me? Get in the f***ing van. I haven't got all shaggin' day, for f*** sake. Forty-five minutes of f***ing traffic jams to get here. Forty-five f***ing minutes. To travel 5.5 miles. F***ing unreal. Oh, hurry up will you? And I'm not getting out of me seat to put the shaggin' zimmer frame in the boot. No f***ing way. Not in my f***ing job description. 

E.M.S.S. We'll get you there. Patiently .