Naked

I really don't know why they bother sending these poor soldiers out underdressed. Everyone knows that this should be studded with rock salt; enough to strike a match on, but here we see them denuded. It's like having bubble without squeak, Morecambe without Wise or tonic without gin. I suppose it's some sort of health & safety rule but it really mashes my marrow. Do them properly or not at all!