Jolly Japes

Sitting there wondering what on earth the sparrowhawk was looking at, it soon became apparent that  something was amiss.

The rodents -  rats, mice, voles et al had been playing a game of 'Who Dares Wins' and it was getting serious stuff. However in a breach of the rules, the rats had tied Freddy Field Mouse to the Press car flag for a prank. UNDER DURESS! 

Freddy had protested loudly at being man rat handled and was wriggling and squealing atop the aerial which was swinging wildly! The Press Corps me included, had innocently driven off down to the arena unknowing of the dastardly deed.

On arrival there was a sudden uproar when someone with a camera noticed Sammy Sparrowhawk was looking shifty and sussed the dastardly prank. Quickly and with the minimum of fuss poor Freddy was lowered down but all round the arena there were whisperings of, 'What, the Fieldmouse!!!,'  'What the Fieldmouse!!!!', 'WTF!!!' ....... incredulously. 

The Olympic committee have taken a dim view of the proceedings and there will be repercussions you can have my word on that! 

What a rat to have done that!