Big green marbles...

...staring me down.

I'm endlessly flattered that you find me so fascinating as I crack open the can of food...carefully dishing it up, thoughtfully and artistically arranging it in a fancy little pile...making sure it's perfect...moving it closer to the rim of the plate so you don't have to stretch to reach it...asking you cooingly if you're ready for breakfast...
Patient creature that you are...you never cease to amaze me...

That is what you're thinking..that I'm fascinating..right?

Right?