You're Through To the Voicemail Of................

This morning our work's phone system got upgraded with new personal voicemail messages, so now rather than hearing my dulcet tones when you call my direct number, you get some bloke that sounds professional!

"I don't like the fact that it's a male voice answering for me!" pipes up Krazy Karen.

"Dinnae worry, " says Bossman Keith, "nobody will notice a difference!"

To test it and hear her "personal" message Krazy K then phones her landline from her mobile but automatically answers her landline as it rings before it has the chance to click through to voicemail......................three times!!

"Technology is only as good as the weakest link!" says Bossman Keith leaving the room very quickly with the rest of us buckled up in hysterics.

In other news, BBC News has vehemently denied earlier reports of traffic running normally.