Murder in the Library.

The thing about university is that it doesn't quite live up to your expectations.

You think that the library is going to be this hallowed hall of learning, with the Borthwick Archives like a little Aladdin's cave carved into the basement.

And then you go to the library and see this...

We've practically got a giant game of Cluedo set up in the foyer. (No, I'm serious, there are little hand out sheet and you can go around the library finding clues as to who-dun-it.)