Summer Seat Avalanche Warning!

An ominous silence and strange bright light through the bedroom curtains tells me that yesterday's wintery conditions have continued into today, so there's jobs to be done before any working from home can start;

Cat flap cleared of snowdrift - tick
Tosh fed - tick
Tosh cooried in - tick
Birds fed - tick
Phone to check up on Wee Maw and Paw - tick
Check up on elderly neighbours - tick
Clear paths for elderly neighbours (again) - tick
Clear own paths (again) - tick
Clear windows of snow drifts - tick

Okay Mrs B, anything else before I get started?........MrsB?.........Mrs B?

Mrs B was in Glasgow when yesterday's weather hit but had the foresight to book a hotel room beforehand just in case. Unfortunately it looks like she'll be there tonight as well.

You've got an Empty* - says Wee Bro!


* Scottish slang used by teenagers to describe when their parents and siblings have gone out for the night and they have the house to themselves.
"Do you wanna come round to my bit tonight? I've got an empty."