Ain't nobody

Thought I'd better leave home early today in case the roads were bad or there was heavy traffic. As it happened, neither of these things came to pass.
My journey usually takes 50 minutes. Today, going the slightly longer route( it's a bigger road. ) it only took me an hour.
I met Lennie just as I had parked up st our usual spot. He came as I was standing talking to a fellow taxi driver.
Going into the stadium we discovered there was hardly anybody else here. It was the earliest we had ever been.