BUNNET

Lovely surprise today - got this "Tried to deliver this, but you weren't in." note from our postman who never rings twice - he doesn't even ring once bless him!

So I took myself down to our local sub-post office to redeem the note. And lo & behold there was this brilliant piece of woolly-ware (wear?) knitted by the wonderful Meles - I spared you the selfie of me wearing it - makes me look like a right pillock - albeit a pillock with a cosy head!

Meles proudly calls this a "bunnet" - which I'm reliably informed is a Glaswegian slang term for the helmet of a penis! You only have to look to see why!

Proud to wear it - Much thanks M!