self-portrait (double) in new studio

Man.
I used to love the nit lady.
Today Rudy got a letter about nits and I felt a vague excitement. Anyway, this odd nostalgia soon waned as I set about the wain with the comb that has an atom width space between each tooth. Anyway no nits. And a hairwash. And as the letter pointed out, having nits is not a sign of poor hygiene as they like clean hair. And as Rudy is pretty mingin' then I am not surprised the wee crawlers haven't made him home.
However, since the letter arrived I have (from the comfort of my ultra clean fairy scented cloud) been feeling a little/lot itchy Where is the nit lady when you need her? Has anyone ever met or known a nit lady?

ho hum