Doesn't time fly when you're having fun?

Passports 12 months out of date. We reckoned ... For what one costs, spread over 10yrs it's worth the risk/expense in case we take an attack of wanderlust. Besides we'll be 80+ by the next ones are due, or pushing up daisies ;¬))
I tried to get shot of the evidence of holograms, no worky.
Didn't realise how fast the grey had encroached.

Have you ever noticed the chap/chapess who sees you from the mirror never seems to be as young as you are?