A Blip Break

Guess which bone I have broken!
I could blame Boris Johnson but it wasn’t his fault.
I would like to blameDonald Trump but he’s not to blame.
The Russians didn’t do it either.
No
The only person to blame is the idiot who thought it would be a good idea to stand on a stool to change the batteries in a smoke alarm.
It’s just a small break in my collar bone but I will have to wear a sling for a few weeks!
So
No driving
No cooking
No cleaning
And probably less blipping. It’s taken ages to type this with my left hand!