U no am gangsta coz I hold the Hoover sideways.

It’s my day off today and mums making me clean the car... for FREE. Apparently I made the mess. My dad always tells me, “if you’re good at something, never do it for free”.

My usual rate is £6 for the inside, £5 for the outside OR if you want both doing. It’s £10... see that? Save a pound. I’ve always been a businessman.