Cherchez le Beast

For the past few weeks we've been getting nocturnal visits from The Beast of Knighton, which comes in the dead of night, rearranges the furniture and steals bird food. Fortunately, decades of watching Ray Mears has prepared me for this moment, so I put my tracking skills to the test and can confidently state that The Beast is a supernatural creature which does not leave any tracks. Knowing that it's possible to take photographs of ghosts, I have placed my faith in messers Bushnell to reveal whatever feral high jinks are going on after lights out. Watch this space.