Lifeguard Opportunity

I don't really wan to fly home tomorrow afternoon, so I was thinking I will maybe apply for a job as a lifeuard.  There seems to be a vacancy here.

It was unfortunate I didn't have my camera last night.  I was passing a restaurant and on their 'Specials' board it said they had a '7 course Irish meal' on offer this evening.  It was only when you looked down a bit it explained it was 6 pints of Guinness and a Potato!