Oh POO!

"The Wagon" was not charging the Leisure Battery. I whipped it up to H.Q. at top of town last week and collected it today.
On the approx ≤ 100yds from bus stop to Garage I found TWO "offerings". One within 2' of a hedge bottom NOBODY would walk on, moved by 2 pokes/flicks of the stick.
Literally 10-15 yds further on - BEHOLD where it was left.