snog with bob

Set timer to 10 second - blip and snog rabbit.
I went to visit friends and met Bob. We got on intimate terms very quickly. It was the carrot that got Bob all excited.
I told him that the carrot thing was a bit stereotypical and he agreed but thought the gay thing was probably not really a bunny stereotype.
I swear he winked when he said it.
I have kissed maybe 3 men in all my life and now its snog the rabbit time. Gosh, I'm so modern ;-) Bob lives in friends sitting room. When he wants to be alone he goes under the piano. Skye is suddenly a busy place. Thats easter! Oestre, goddess of renewal - from which comes the words easter, oestrus and oestrogen and stuffing yourself silly with choccy eggs. S'obvious.