Gnome Business

I have an announcement to make. After six months of microwave meals and an interesting range of sandwiches I have bought a new cooking appliance! It's a microwave.....BUT it also has a grill and oven. This is progression.

I also have to confess that I have had to install an electric heater. This is not because I was cold but because my house was....the condensation coming in through the walls (yes walls!!) has been causing mould to grow on all my furniture.

All I seem to be doing at the moment is write cheques. I'm a human debit card! So to that goon who stole my card last week, it was a waste of time. I've been bled dry!

I did take my camera with me on my walk but the rain, which drove into my face for three hours meant I couldn't even take a photo of the darkness. It seems to be a lot darker on Malham Moor than Ilkley Moor. I think it's the fact there are no lights coming from a nearby town. It's pitch black! Good job my head torch is waterproof.

Quick snap of my gnome

And thats todays one through the looking glass