Waiting for Uber

My Dear Princess & Dear Fellows,

Lots of naps had about the place today. Er Indoors was up working late, and I was awake early.

(Thank you for that, Mr. Punky).

So we had a nice quiet time. I spent this morning doing a bit of history reading and reminded myself why I love this stuff. Then I helped Er Indoors with her work and rolled about on the floor with Jasper.

I didn't feel much like cooking, so we ordered from UberEats. I like the phone app because you can see the FOOD APPROACHING. It is like that bit in the film "Aliens" where they see the little alien blobs coming toward them, but with chips instead of aliens. 

However, when I went out to the doorstep... no food. I was there for ages. Eventually I saw the food man park his car and walk DOWN the hill. 

If I were a nicer person I would have chased him. But I was in me pyjamas and also evil, so no, he would have to figure out the mistake for himself.

How to spend the time while I wait... doo dee doo... how about I take today's blip? Oh hey, Jasper, how are things with you?

About 5 minutes later the food man appeared, panting, and explained he'd walked down the hill by mistake. I didn't rub it in by pointing out that I'd watched him do it. 

My nachos still tasted good. I couldn't taste the guilt at all.

S.