Dragon Snack

I took a ride into the middle of nowhere where I stumbled upon this cool dragon. It wasn’t until I was up close that I realized he was wiping out the entire Southern Arizona population of lawn gnomes. I think this guy would be awesome in my front yard. Unfortunately, I doubt I’d be able to get away with it since my HOA already considers me a rabble-rouser.

I am posting backwards so pretend that it’s actually Tuesday 1 May. I saw the new doctor today and he’s ordered tests on my gallbladder.