woooOOOOooo

Bucket of ice cold water balancing on porch roof and tied to letterbox.
Check.
Airhorn rigged up to doorbell.
Check.
Front gate covered in spiders.
Check.
Electric fence crisscrossing front path.
Check.
Rusty nails on welcome mat.
Check.


Curtains left open with enticingly lit pumpkin in window.
Check. (Cue evil MWA HAHAAAaaa laugh...)