Arty lilac

I was bored this afternoon so started fiddling with a perfectly good photo of my lilac bush. Original in the extras.
During the morning I had spent 3 hours trying to sort out problems with Santander Bank, Very (the catalogue company) and TalkTalk. Santander was the only successful one - Michael did wonderful customer service!
Very was appalling. They rang me later with a customer satisfaction survey. When I gave them 'zero' the line mysteriously went dead.