Remus's Dream

By Remus

Thought I had new wellies....

Well best laid plans and all....thought I'd get some new wellies for the winter, it says on the box that the Queen wears them.....all I can say is she must have very slim calves. There was no-way on this earth, middle earth or any other earth that I would have been able to get a pair of socks and trousers under these boots!! Come on you designers some of us have larger calves than others from years of running, pushing and lifting!! Give me more room in my boot!!
Hence they are re-packaged and on route back to the supplier..... *weep weep*

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