Disaster darling!

Had a tidy up of the store cupboard and found lots of bits of dried fruit and decided to make a lovely fruit cake.

Did I not drop the bloody thing? ... It slid out of my hand tipped on its side, where the top half fell into the bottom of the oven and the rest of it somersaulted into the dog's water bowl!
The dog was horrified at my language! And sad not to get any cake crumbs!