The You Know What Revisited

When it turned out that the promising car ride ended up taking me to the Dog (Not) Oasis, I was not pleased. Mum left me and came back ninety minutes later, smelling of sweet chilli chicken. This is how happy I was to be rescued.

We stopped for walkies halfway there. Fortunately, small snacks in the form of dropped cow manure were to be found on the small gravel road. Mum thinks it’s disgusting. I am positive it’s good for the digestive system.