Human civilisation? (With thanks to Gandhi!)

Human civilisation? I think it would be a good idea.

I know I ate Moo's food but it was there. And I know I chased her but she was running away. This is all civilised behaviour in the dog world, aprecious.

Like sniffing bottoms.

I know you humans see yourselves as the only civilisation and that dogs and stuff are wild and can only manage with human influence.

But you're wrong.

This afternoon I snuck off to lark about in the larches with Maud. It was lovely AND civilised.