Take a look at yourself in the lake..

and you'll see.
Why, it's me
I am a swan!

Thos e old enough to remember Junior Choice will no doubt recognise these lines.
Lovely walk at the Errol reed beds this afternoon. 
I'm so cross at the moment. Woke up this morning to find that the violas I planted a few days ago had been hoiked from their pot and scattered in the garden. Later I discovered that the beautiful clematis I blipped a few days ago has been stripped of its flowers (see extra) along with the heads from the geraniums. It must be deer getting into the back garden in the night. I used to like deer.
Now, where's my gun...