Who? Me??

Anyone who knows me, including my Blip friends, knows that I am a very good sniffer dog. Sort of. Every time we go walkies, I search for 1. discarded or dropped human food 2. anything edible even if it’s not technically food, like hare poo 3. things to roll around in, like bird poo or anything dead, like dead worms or mice 4. pee mail and poo mail and all the scent trails in general that are crisscrossing the landscape. Plus nosework, of course. I’m extremely busy during walkies.

So. Today mum wanted to sit down for a bit on the stands next to the football field close to where we live to watch the tiny footballers train. What she failed to notice was that behind her back, someone had left a plastic box of ice cream, half chocolate, not quite empty. You can guess the rest. Ahem.

I just have one thing to say. It would have been criminal to leave it.