New constellations

Attention sky-watchers!
The eighty-eight constellations of the ancients
Have been overhauled for the Modern Age
Goodbye, Water Carrier!
Farewell to the Ram, the Graving Tool and the Centaur
Prepare to meet the Old Tai-Chi Lady
The Unelected President
The Talent-Show Twins
And the Teacup Pig
Get used to finding North
By looking for the new lodestar
The King of the Estate Agents

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