Things NOT to do in Vegas

1: Pass out midday in front of Caesar's Palace
2:Walk under the ferris wheel when people have been eating and drinking all day
3:Bother the bar tender while he is balancing your drink on a spoon on his forehead
4: Sit on a barstool with out looking first
5:Ride the bull at Gilley's country bar at 2 in the morning
6: Ignore this sign at the local bar