Sunday, Santa & Skyfall............

Well, we had it all planned out . A trip to the Trafford Centre to get our Christmas shopping underway. Then lunch, then the cinema to see Skyfall.
We got to the Trafford Centre way too early to shop ( I can never remember the Sunday opening times for that place) . So we decided to see Skyfall first .......the 11.15am showing to be precise.
Now, I am not a cinema goer , once every ten years is usually enough for me. The minute I took my seat , I realised exactly why I hate the place. It's the close proximity I am too humans, not any old humans , just the ones that breathe.
Who needs a huge bucket of popcorn at 11.15AM ?
Who needs a bucket of fizzy pop at that time of the morning ?
Who needs to slurp ,munch,crunch and generally eat their own body weight for two and a half hours flat ?
The film was excellent, I wont spoil it for you , needless to say not everyone survives. How the brat child two seats away is still alive is nothing short of a miracle.