Legless!!

Since I broke my collarbone a few weeks ago, after a shower, I usually sit on a chair in the bathroom and put on my socks.
And so it was this morning.
But
The legs of the chair broke and it collapsed, with me on it!
I don’t think I’ve done any serious damage, although my shoulder is sore again, but I suspect I will have a big bruise on my bum. ( can I use that word on Blip?)
Don’t worry, I won’t Blip the bruise.
Perhaps I need to lose weight!
This song  seems rather fitting
P.S. The two tomato plants in the background are part of my collection of 24 plants in various parts of the house and garden
P.P.S. I weigh ten stones