Bad sex awards

I found S dozing on the sunlounger in the garden, with two lizards engaging in foreplay underneath it. Well actually I thought they were fighting, as one of them had grabbed the other by the neck. After some further thrashing about, they basically tied themselves in a knot, and that's when I decided something else was going on. 

It didn't look that much fun for Mrs, who appeared to be enduring her mate's contortions with resignation. Apparently, "When the male lizard is close enough to the female lizard he will then take hold of her by biting her on the neck. He will then be able to hook onto her with his hemipenes. These are like hooks that connect to the female. After this he will ejaculate his sperm through his penis and hemipenes and into the female lizard. She may even save some of the male's sperm in her body to fertilize more eggs in the future without having contact with that particular male again." So there's that.

Extra -- Mrs: "I'm off now!"

I feel like ceridwen now :)