MAY well be illegal - BUT

It breaks a personal Record.

Without Alice's magnificent memory I can't be sure - BUT I can NOT EVER remember shopping on either a Sunday OR a Bank Holiday.

However, I have an Internet contact who is both a Rabid Royalist and an American who, incidentally, refers to me as a "Brother from another Mother" so when asked for a Paper with Wedding photo(s) how could I refuse?
Just weighed them - Close to 850gm. After removing all the none-wedding stuffing, I'm down to a mere 300gm.

Interesting - Spill-chucker accepts 850gm but not 850gms, despite there being more than ONE gramme.