As Graceful as the Flowers in the Wind

My crafting skills are not immense.

My crafting gifts are more for the giggle value, and "the thought that counts" than any material use -as my mum's sparkly top which unraveled from the cleavage down in a restaurant, or my friends beanie, which doubles rather niftily as a snood, due to the hole in the top of it, or the hats which i have crafted with loving care for "Dad",which barely cover his ears.

This is my latest challenge. Can you tell what they are yet?