A Windy Day

A visit to the as-busy-as-ever Orphir Kirk Café. We took along G, retired C o S minister, mid 80s. He sagely leaned forward and asked a lady visitor-to-the-Isles, late 70s, how she spent her day. She replied 'Oh mainly farting about'. G looked askance, probably thinking he had misheard. He once more enquired. 'Farting about!!' came the overly loud reply from cupped-together hands. A bit of a conversation stopper - at every table.

The wind is meant to fall back tomorrow. l have spent the day hunkered down and cooking.

The above explains why l press-ganged Bibs in to posing.

Her agent is not available for comment.