NON-SEQUIN-TOUR

There's been a cock-up with the production of our new choir uniforms. For some inexplicable reason the lady making them waited three months until a week before our big concert to start on 30 jackets, seems to have got a lot of the measurements wrong, and they're shedding turquoise sequins all over the place. It's worse than all those glittery cards at Christmas. So it's back to the perfectly good and whose idea was it to change them anyway? old jackets for the concert tomorrow night, probably much to the relief of the churchwardens at St Hilda's who would not have thought very highly of having to sweep up drifts of sparkles afterwards.