Arse dents

This ladies and gentlemen is the evidence of "male retail fatigue syndrome" also referred to as 'shopping legs'.
We've all been party to it,
Stage one- the mad dashing, "that'll suit him,he'll love that, yes she likes red, no you look lovely, get it, get 2, get the wrong size it'll be fine(without breath, rantings)"
Stage two- he's 2miles behind you, energy draining fast
Stage 3- "I'll stand outside, take your time love (hurry up you mad bitch and buy something to wear,no one cares!)"
Final stage- arse dent