My left leg is...

Christmas; my right leg is Easter; why don't you come up and visit me between the holidays?

~Mae West

Dedicated to Cailleach who told me about the above saying after yesterday's blip. The resulting blipversation led to a dare of sorts to illustrate the saying.... just shows like Mae every woman has a little of the devil inside ;-)

Oh and artistic license (as well as sheer idiocy) means I have Easter and Christmas on the wrong legs.... sigh... that could be the story of my life... ;-P