Its a stick up

Volunteering at a theater gives a lovely randomness to life. I popped in today for 5 minutes and found these 3 villains test firing the prop guns, which of course had to be done in London gangland style or it just wouldn't be theater.

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
~Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels