All that glitters isn't real

This blinged out kitty is an impostor says I!
Mama says it brings luck into the home and aren't I here now so it must be working? I'm not so sure. I know a poser when i see one...

Kungfu Panda is becoming curiouser and curiouser. He spends half the night going through every shelf, cupboard, box etc. He was attempting to push my gold cat off the shelf when he got caught and snapped (for evidence). Murder is afoot!