79 missed calls from the wife..

Kayleigh's Hen went swimmingly. A great time was had by all.

Kevin's mind was a blank....

However, scrolling through his social media he was beginning to realise that what goes on tour doesn't always stay on tour.

The £2,140 on lap dancers, and that round of fifty year old malts was a mistake, his arse was sore which may have explained the “kisses, call me, luv you, Gavin” in lipstick on his chest when he awoke. His right shoe was missing, as was his passport. He strongly suspected the odd sensation in his right thigh was the result of a police taser (and possibly providing incite into the missing footwear).

It was about then he found that his pals had spent no small effort in documenting pretty much every minute on the internet.

On the upside his videos had more than three million hits on youtube.

Oh, and another missed call from the wife.