King of the castle

Had to take the poor puppy to the vets prior to his walk this morning.
I was brushing his fur and noticed what I thought was a small green leaf on his willy, went to gingerly remove it and discovered it wasn't a leaf, but rather some green pus...
Two injections and a medicinal willy wash later we were walking in the woods.
I have a packet of 'Caniprevent' solution now that I we have to use daily on the daft dog, I guess I'll have to play nurse though, as both the men in the house are refusing.
On the upside, I did learn what the German for 'penis' is!