Normal Service Has Been Suspended!

"Hello Bathgate TV repair services, how can I help you?"

"My telly's not working."

"What seems to be the problem, sir?"

"I threw it through the living room window!"

"When was this sir?"

"Tuesday night.......... just before 10pm"

"Oh........ another one! When do you need it back?"

"No rush, not until Saturday evening at best!"


"Hello Bathgate Double Glazing Services, how can I help?"

"My living room window's not working."

"Oh................another one!"