Max & Nora

Never put a Triceratops on the table.
They snort, they spit, and are really unsteady.
Triceratops are big and heavy and very unstable.
They will tip the table and eat our spaghetti.
 
So never sit across from a Triceratops.
If we try to eat they will certainly bother us.
It’s a bad idea on every level.
It’s really just preposterous.
 
Who’s the boy that put him up there in the first place?
His name will be found out. He won’t remain anonymous.
When the table breaks, and his spaghetti is ate,
He will be the one sitting under the Triceratops.