Peeled Frozen Water Balloons

The only limit you can thoroughly prove is based on human physiology: it is teetotalism, I say. With a doctoral degree I can't say anything else. It is an unnecessary and injurious substance for human body. Nor is there no outer force why we should expose ourselves to it. It is an unambiguous issue; you can not set another kind of limit - if there needs to be a limit.
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If you still want to consider alcoholism as a disease, there's one serious flaw: the patient can cure himself and get rid of the disease whenever he decides so.

- Juhani Seppänen, doctor in occupational health, in his brilliant book Selvästi juovuksissa (selvästi meaning both sober and clearly, juovuksissa meaning drunk)