Nude Shot

This is me in the bath. Just back from one of my Dad's classic "let's do 10 more miles than we planned to" bike rides, and my feet were so cold that I scolded them in luke(?) warm water. Or maybe so numb I didn't realise I was climbing into a freshly boiled bath.

Either way, this odd-though-surely-not-the-oddest-of-all-time porn shoot was born in the agony.