DEVINE INTERVENTION

A quick word with the fellow above for an England victory tomorrow, then we can take care of the French with their posh wine, their posh nosh, their posh cheesesand all that oh là là !!!


Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between heaven and hell. God invited the devil for conversations to find a way to resolve this dispute quickly. Satan, the devil, proposed a soccer game between heaven and hell.
God, always fair, told the devil, "The heat must be affecting your brain, the game would be so one sided, don't you know all the 'good' players go to heaven?"
The devil, smiling, responded "Yeah, but we've got all the refs'..."