Dylan’S Diary #7

Dylan and the Philosopher’s Stone
“Sometimes I sits and thinks!
And sometimes I just sits!
Well, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking this week.
I had the vet earlier this week for a check-up. She said I was doing well, for an aged bunny!
Aged!
I ask you!
I’m about eleven years old and in human terms, I would be in my seventies.
So
Would you call Mick Jagger aged?
Would you call Paul McCartney aged?
Would you call Donald Trump aged?
Actually, I guess DT has been called a lot worse, many times!
I don’t think I’ll mention the football!”