Hello, handsome

Iggy’s dating profile:

Likes: my reflection; ice cubes; drinking from the sinks/tub/faucet/hose or glasses that my humans forget to put up high if they are even going to glance in another direction; yelling at my humans; biting my humans when yelling doesn’t work; food (loosely defined, but always better after I’ve bossed my humans into giving it to me; ball-y; night-night biscuits (they’re the best); pouncey wake ups (worth getting in trouble for, if done right); car rides.

Dislikes: fireworks/thunder; the word “no” in any way, shape or form (or language, for that matter); being bossed; catbirds (very bossy); when my mom calls me “butterbean.”